Amigos, estoy jodido...

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    Amigos, estoy jodido...

    Le he metido 150 chichotes a Fabio Quartararo en una apuesta y el subnormal se ha caido en la primera vuelta.

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    Te jodes por ser tan tonto como Classy.

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    yo sí que estoy jodido amigo, no tengo ganas de cocinar y no hay nada abierto para pedir de papeo

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    El mensaje está oculto porque el usuario está en tu lista de ignorados.
    yo sí que estoy jodido amigo, no tengo ganas de cocinar y no hay nada abierto para pedir de papeo
    Baja a un puto chino, mueve las lorzas y compra una FABADA LITORAL, UNA BARRA DE PAN y a disfrutar de los pedos.

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    life isn't about losing your virginity or having sex OP, it's about sifting through the women out there to find a partner. you should aim for a fat girl with attractive parents (mother feminine, father chad chin) and then enter into a relationship where you build her into a hot girl. you have to do the build slowly, 2 years. and over those 2 years you need to bond through the struggle, you will basically have to teach her discipline by withholding sex from her unless she pushes herself to exercise. at this stage in your life, ur aiming for only 18 and 19 year olds, who got wrecked by puberty but were pretty as children.


    avoid negative online communities that become echo chambers of sad losers complaining that they cant immediately pick up hot girls without doing anything. remember, ur a 29 year old virgin which means:

    >something went horribly WRONG and horribly RIGHT in your childhood

    wrong because you did not become social and integrate with the opposite sex like a normie. right because you're not an npc idiot and obv higher iq than the idiots around you who are pointlessly fucking without reproducing and collapsing western civilization through their actions.


    so write down notes on your ideal girl.

    thin, blonde, green eyes, tall whatever. then you add 100 lbs to her frame and face, and you begin hunting. fat girls have ZERO self-esteem, ZERO confidence and typically will only judge men based on their bodies, since she's spent a lifetime looking at her own body, when she sees yours she associates your body type with the thin girl she's always wanted to be, so step 1 is to have you talk to her, be around her, then step 2 is to condition her to lose the weight through machiavellian scheming and pavlovian conditioning.

    yes it's a lot of work, this is why you should have multiple ongoing projects. yes you won't be getting sex but rather using escalating sexual activity, hugging, groping, kissing, blowjobs without cumming (literally let her start then stop) etc.

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