Menuda puta mierda.
Forero Ejemplar. Descubridor de La Juana de Murcia La Juana de Murcia +prv
En estas señaladas fechas, sube un vocaroo con un audio de tu voz diciendo alguna de las siguientes frases más míticas del foro!
-"Fotos de la susodicha o reportado"
-"Por que el gore no esta en el general!?"
-"Sexo F en mi DNI"
-"iON y su lambo"
-"Vengo de ForoCoches encantado"
-"Quedada para limpiar el cuarto de Danxmakina"
-"Djtheo exmod y ahora proveedor oficial de porno"
-"Celebrian me ha quitao el bocata"
Y cómo olvidar:
-"El general sirio nunca va a abrir"
-"Venir meaos de casa"
-"Eres tu la de la foto? *sonido de babas*"
-"Y el cartelito?"
-"Os voy a denunciar a todos si no me pedis perdon"
-"ForoParalelo sale en todos los periodicos del pais "
Más neutral que Suiza // "Desprecia las ideologías que has estudiado y no estás de acuerdo, no las que te dicen que desprecies por inercia"
I still remember when I had my breakfast at a local franchise called Kung Fu that was right across from a Noodleland and I had two sweet buns of bread, one tea and one cup of milk (soy milk). That day I was in Guanzhou and this happened almost one month ago and I remember it was freaking hot and I could hard breath well because of the heat. I got terribly disappointed when I wanted to go to a local hot spring and it turned out it was so far away from the city, almost 32km away and that day for some reason they closed it (I do not know why），
but anyway, the whole experience was quite nice, except for another misfortune that I went through in Guanzhou.
I went to eat out in a weird local Indian restaurant that turned out to be a little bit expensive because I found the prices were a little bit overinflated, so when I paid the bill, I got charged 250RMB. I think this happened because it was next to a hotel or maybe that was not my day. After that, I took a Didi and I went back to my hotel room from which I had to move to another hotel because they messed it up with my reservation and despite that I had made the reservation for three days, they told me upon arrival they did not have room for the last day and that I had to spend my last night somewhere else. Anyway, it was kind of a messy experience and I found I had been put down and treated down as if I was mentally retarded or belonged to a lower social class.
Venga, que ya sé que no puedes negar la tentación de dejar ver la película en la que un pato se lo montaba con una chica y que resultó ser la fantasía erótica de George Lucas.