Llaman a la puerta

Poner "Mariah Carey nude" en Google imágenes a ver si me la puedo pelar, soy realista.

En ese caso me extrañaría de que fuera ella quien abre la puerta, teniendo en cuenta que es mi casa y ella ha llamado desde fuera

Le canto un villancico a ver si a ella le jode

le saludo

La diría esto
Would i lie to you?*
Look into my eyes*
Can't you see they're open wide*
Would I lie to you baby*
Would I lie to you (oh yeah)*
Don't you know it's true*
Girl there's no one else but you*
Would I lie to you baby yeah*

Everybody wants to know the truth*
In my arms is the only proof*
I've hidden my heart behind the bedroom door*
Now it's open I can't do no more*
I'm telling you baby you will never find another girl*
In this heart of mine*

Look into my eyes*
Can't you see they're open wide*
Would I lie to you baby*
Would I lie to you (oh yeah)*
Don't you know it's true*
Girl there's no one else but you*
Would I lie to you baby yeah*

Everybody's got their history*
On every page a mystery*
You can read my diary you're in every line*
Jealous minds never satisfied (satisfied)*
I'm telling you baby you will never find another girl*
In this heart of mine*

Look into my eyes*
Can't you see they're open wide*
Would I lie to you baby*
Would I lie to you (oh yeah)*
Don't you know it's true*
Girl there's no one else but you*
Would I lie to you baby yeah*

(Would I lie to you)*
When you wanna see me night and day*
(would I lie to you)*
If I tell you that I'm here to stay*
(Would I lie to you)*
Do you think I give my love away*
(would I lie)*
That's not the kind of game I play*

I'm telling you baby you will never find another girl*
In this heart of mine*

Look into my eyes*
Can't you see they're open wide*
Would I lie to you baby*
Would I lie to you (oh yeah)*
Don't you know it's true*
Girl there's no one else but you*
Would I lie to you baby yeah*
Would I lie to you*

Look into my eyes*
Can't you see they're open wide*
Would I lie to you baby*
Would I lie to you (oh yeah)*
Don't you know it's true*
Girl there's no one else but you*
Would I lie to you baby yeah*
Would I lie to you

Es americana. Le preguntaría que donde coño está mi pastel. En EEUU es costumbre traerle pastel a los vecinos cuando se conocen.

tetas

voy sacando el cloroformo