Idioma Chistaco in English

It was more a scientific joke than an English joke.
English and their humour for fools...

Dude, you deserve a punch in the face for that shitty joke u just wrote

You are asking for murder

This is another really bad joke in English about syntax:

A panda goes into a restaurant. Orders some bamboo, and eats it. Afterwards uses a gun, shooting, and leaves through the door.
What happens here?
Then, on the table, there is a newspaper with an article saying:
"Panda eats bamboo, shoots and leaves."

(el panda come bambú, dispara y se va. sin la coma, significaría el panda come brotes de bambú y hojas.)

Muy malo. Sí. Peor. Pésimo. Pero demuestra lo que cambia una frase sólo por una puta coma.

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This is another really bad joke in English about syntax:

A panda goes into a restaurant. Orders some bamboo, and eats it. Afterwards uses a gun, shooting, and leaves through the door.
What happens here?
Then, on the table, there is a newspaper with an article saying:
"Panda eats bamboo, shoots and leaves."

(el panda come bambú, dispara y se va. sin la coma, significaría el panda come brotes de bambú y hojas.)

Muy malo. Sí. Peor. Pésimo. Pero demuestra lo que cambia una frase sólo por una puta coma.

Joder, pero entonces al final del chiste sería "Panda eats bamboo shoots , and leaves." Sino es sería lo mismo

coma entre bamboo y shoots. para que sea disparar en vez de brotes.

cuando haces una enumeración, entre las 2 últimas no hace falta poner la coma. basta con la Y

What toes can you eat?

Spoiler

POTATOES!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

Spoiler

You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.

There is a woman walking along the streets in Madrid thinking that she want learn English. Suddenly she sees an English academy sign and she goes to ask for some information.
She goes,rings the bell and a woman open the door. Then she asks " Is this the English academy?" and the other woman says "if if,between between"

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There is a woman walking along the streets in Madrid thinking that she want learn English. Suddenly she sees an English academy sign and she goes to ask for some information.
She goes,rings the bell and a woman open the door. Then she asks " Is this the English academy?" and the other woman says "if if,between between"

I give you my ten.

Fucking pussy!

English jokes are lame

Even though is older than fire it always make me smile. It usually happens with this silly humour, I suppose.

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There is a woman walking along the streets in Madrid thinking that she want learn English. Suddenly she sees an English academy sign and she goes to ask for some information.
She goes,rings the bell and a woman open the door. Then she asks " Is this the English academy?" and the other woman says "if if,between between"

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hahaha very funny nigga

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Why did the blond girl keep firmly staring at the refrigerated section?

Spoiler

Because the orange juice read: "concentrate"

huehuheuheuhuehue was been uncles

oh buddy, there are some good jokes in there, nice job

- Why polar bears don't eat penguins?
- 'Cause they cannot open the envelope.

Spoiler

When do you pound? I book the Monday

Cuando libras? Libro el lunes :

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There is a woman walking along the streets in Madrid thinking that she want learn English. Suddenly she sees an English academy sign and she goes to ask for some information.
She goes,rings the bell and a woman open the door. Then she asks " Is this the English academy?" and the other woman says "if if,between between"

hahahhaha

where is the baño ?¿?

What does a nigger do after sex?

solución:

25 years to life.